"You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning."
I never look at people the same when they’re laughing & I walk in the room & then they stop.
"Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20."
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person