taint3ed:

I just want to be a slut for one man.

(via throughkaleidscopeeyes)

throughkaleidscopeeyes:

UGK (Underground Kingz) feat. Outkast - Int’l Players Anthem (I Choose You)

(Source: ofnothingspecific)

I hate the annoying “talking” phase I can’t wait to start fucking and I can’t wait to start cussing you out over Instagram hoes

Decoding the Ezria kisses.

(Source: fitzandmontgomery, via prettylittleliarss)

Shhhhhhhh, I get a Shea Moisture secret for you …

I was fan girling earlier bc some representatives from SM came by job, and they informed me that the JBCO line will soon be available at Sally’s !! So be on the look out … I know I’ll be 👀

  • People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
  • in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
  • in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
  • in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
  • in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
  • in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
  • in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
  • in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
  • in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
  • in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
  • in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
  • in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
  • In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
  • In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
  • In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
  • Me: Eh, it will work out
  • I'm more afraid of the police tbh.

hennyandcoke:

ever have a crush on a person by their character & intelligence? that’s how I feel about kendrick lamar.

(via evolelizabeth)

life update: I’m fat & single as fuck.

"I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up."

My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via pineapplemountain)

(via ohbrae)

basednigel2222:

Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.

RIP

(Source: asiansaint, via shestoocomplex89)

"I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via feministlikeme)

(Source: dolly-lungs, via blvckgoldenn)

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

(Source: clara-oswald, via baskintheafterglow)

sugarhoneybee928:

Independent woman

(Source: sliceofvampires, via sparklingcurls)

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